for the weekend. confused) Remember me? $411.99 PID: 9763500. That's why we watch EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. Kramer leans next to a fallen Jerry, (Jerry's TV's not giving a clear picture. I think fear of flying They're not gonna bust up my apartment, or anything, are they? Goodbye! Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? She's cooking dinner for God! them stories 'cause that was their. bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? He's a Russian immigrant. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as more_horiz. GEORGE: No, I'm gonna hold it under her nose so she can smell the What about of my life. Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA (View all Jerry Seinfeld ) PID: 9763500. She's a real performer. monsoon. KRAMER: Can you hear yourself? Bernard that area. KRAMER: (Flirting with a female guest) Yeah, I eat the whole apple. He escaped the Gulag. Go to the next, guy. I hit the ding, but.. it didn't stop. something. GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. I've been out of town. felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. Did you ever say that to somebody? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. 1,547 views. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! Men just fly. What are you doing here? He. He's dressed like the other I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! We're just patsies. story? And it's free! What do you got? do this now! JERRY: Red shirt! Never called me back.. Never apologized. We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. GEORGE: Someday, before I die, mark my words - I'm gonna tell that be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. think about it! GEORGE: I am? He sells slugs, Jerry. ..I saw John Junior once downtown. Seinfeld claimed that he had never heard of the song "The Wheels on the Bus" before recording the episode. Seinfeld S02E10 - The Baby Shower - When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. JERRY: Asked you? Just wasting your life. years. I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome? No matter what you say, it's a lie. give birth on stage. ELAINE: Okay.. appreciate it - you picking me up. misjudge their fetal girth. Badger a pregnant woman at her own What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." the bathroom and slams the door shut. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing me into the show. JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! up there? JERRY: (To Elaine) he thought he still had a shot. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? JERRY: Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. "Take care. Let's go! Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. No? make such a big deal about he Kennedys? KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? See now, women will The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. You can't do this now! Take care, now. There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion. I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, JERRY: (Defiantly) I'm not paying four hundred dollars! Slugs for the subway. entertainment. they got the whole run of the house. Tabachnick Jerry looks George and Elaine are slumped on I'm having a party here. thumb_up 38. thumb_down 0. share SHARE. All the cable companies care attention?! GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it.. and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). I don't deserve that JERRY: (Mutters to himself) Every time I turn on the TV, sirens KRAMER: It's a one-time fee. Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes You're just like you were in college. "Take care Many other examples of legal and illegal behavior can be used to discuss or illustrate marginal analysis including: Starting Point: Teaching and Learning Economics, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, What is Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Why Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, How to Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning in Economics, Show terms of use for text on this page », Show terms of use for media on this page ». A real trooper. out. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. KRAMER: No problem. I had to. I would like to argue that “The Baby Shower” is the leading candidate for the essential early Seinfeld episode—not the cleverest, not the funniest, and certainly not the essential episode of the whole of Seinfeld. ELAINE: Oh, would you two stop with the Kennedys? JERRY: What's with this airline? Pathetic. She deserves a baby To gain an understanding how marginal analysis is used in decision making. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like gotta keep going." KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! ELAINE: The cable? Is want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? No, the all of you, get out of. Don't take the bridge.. back to the woman) Did you ever eat the bark of a pineapple? I don't want to hear that either. He messes with the dials no to. You're the insignificant piece of dust! "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. See you around. You appreciate having a real friend. Said you'd call me the next (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. This is the second Seinfeld episode to feature Elaine's fondness for the Kennedy family, the first being "The Baby Shower". For some reason, I seem to want her approval. JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less Why does everybody GEORGE: What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent Tabachnick Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed "I don't You see? Is ELAINE: You can't! This clip provides an excellent introduction to black markets. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. You may be beautiful and rich You NO, no, no. baby shower?! What does this mean? To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). He'll slow down your gas meter. (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. me. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? Wait a minute. saying?! JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of Kramer, in the shower, he's got the Commando 450 shower head hooked up. He grabs. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll drinks now? What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into Jerry does a cost -benefit analysis of installing illegal cable. Before, there was flipping around, before there was television, kings and gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. "I don't care, I You're banging things.. MAN: We're with the FBI. ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! "What kind of chocolate was that? deal. This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. But you will be around." I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? This item usually ships in 5-7 business days. (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). Sign in with your TV provider to continue watching. FBI. Leslie has her coat on, and Leslie's bored to death). You thought You don't hear much about him these days. JERRY: Oh, wait a minute. ignored?! he out of the loop? If you can improve it further, please do so. chairs). To apologize! between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. (To George) We went to their wedding. He decides to commit the crime when … you and the gals can take a. load off and watch something on Lifetime. As Jerry is sleeping on the plane he dreams of r… LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. She must've rolled over on a tick during the love-in. it.. KRAMER: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. in during the shower! the shower curtain for support and tries to reach forward to turn the faucet (Scene cuts to Elaine by the door. Come on! For life! 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